This ridiculous road movie is frantic, predictable (then unpredictable), and sorta funny. Directed by Anne Fletcher ("The Proposal"), we explore the world of drugs and dirty cops, as a bungling police officer tries to protect the widow of a drug dealer. The widow is supposed to testify in court, so our dedicated cop has to keep her alive until the trial.

We see:

• * Reese Witherspoon ("Wild") is Cooper, very by-the-book and uptight. She's determined to honor her father's name; he too, was a cop.
• * Sofia Vergara ("Chef") Daniella flounces through this story in a skin-tight dress, stiletto heels and a suitcase on wheels. She is NOT impressed with her police guard so she derides her at every turn for being short, blonde and flat-chested. Insult humor is not funny to me.
• * John Carroll Lynch (Lots of TV) Captain Emmett is trying to help our heroine get over her latest bungle (her Taser ignited a criminal's shirt) and keep her uniform.
• * Robert Kazinsky ("Pacific Rim") In my opinion, Randy is the nicest character in the whole movie. I wish we had seen more of him.

We saw our share of rifle-toting hillbillies, vehicular mayhem, Tasers and gunfire. This is PG-13, so the language was fairly ribald, the humor was anatomical, the sexual situations were only alluded to and the pretend lesbian scene was simply not funny. I DID like their reactions to TV news clips as reporters kept making Cooper shorter and Daniella older than they really are.

We liked the trailer better....