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Scary Movie 4 (2006)

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Scary Movie 4 Rated PG-13; running time of 1 hour and 20 minutes
Genre: Crap
Written by: Craig Mazin and Jim Abrahams
Directed by:David Zucker
Cast: Anna Faris, Craig Bierko, Regina Hall, Leslie Nielsen, Charlie Sheen, Bill Pullman



WARNING - SPOILERS BELOW.

The Digest

Keeping with what has sadly become a tradition, I can not and will not write a digest about this movie. I have nothing to say other than the usual – this movie was crap.

The Dish

This franchise makes me cuss. I don't know why I keep being forced to watch this junk. I just see complete and total waste of talent. I can't even say Scary Movie and “Funny” in the same paragraph.

And understand, I “get it” I love Airplane, I love Naked Gun, but this .. this.. this.. bullshit, drives me crazy. I find nothing remotely funny. It is always just a jumble of unfunny slapstick and dumb jokes. I wish they would stop making money, so they would stop making the damned things.

Regina, honey, you know I have nothing mad made love for you. You are one of my favorite people on the planet, but I just can't stand this mess.

The Directive

Run Away.

Flashing RedLight

The 4th pile of CRAP


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